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Einar@lemm.ee
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Wow. Whoever thought this one up… I find it funnier than I should.

Have one of these: 🍪

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Usernamealreadyinuse@lemmy.world
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Could someone please elaborate? Cause it is wooshing really hard here

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SpongeBorgCubePants@lemmy.world
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Jagonna get it eventually

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Einar@lemm.ee
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Jamaica… t it eventually.

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SgtAStrawberry@lemmy.world
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It took me a while but Jamaica can sound like You make her. So like You made her go? No she wanted.

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Usernamealreadyinuse@lemmy.world
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Thanks;

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SgtAStrawberry@lemmy.world
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No problem

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d00ery@lemmy.world
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“D’ya make her?” Sounds like Jamaica.

As in “did you make her go?”

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Usernamealreadyinuse@lemmy.world
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Pffff

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qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website
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This joke is where the Led Zeppelin song name comes from https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/D'yer_Mak'er

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Jarix@lemmy.world
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I was 43 years old when i learned this…

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Peppycito@sh.itjust.works
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bamfic@lemmy.world
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I had a great sandwich in India New Delhi? Nah it’s been there for years

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