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Switchblade-Wielding Subway Rider Locked In Standoff With Penis-Wielding Subway Rider(theonion.com)

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shoulderoforion@fedia.io
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you can’t bring a penis to a knife fight, man

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RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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Ultimate intimidation weapon.

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MeatPilot@lemmy.world
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A penis can become a ranged weapon.

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DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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It sure can, with the switchblade’s help.

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quigat@lemm.ee
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The penis mightier than the sword

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hate2bme@lemmy.world
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Actually audibly chuckled

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