110Switchblade-Wielding Subway Rider Locked In Standoff With Penis-Wielding Subway Rider(theonion.com)posted 4 months ago byMidnight@slrpnk.netin theonion@midwest.socialView comments7 commentssavehidereportSort:HotTopControversialNewOldYou are viewing a single thread.View all comments View context [ +- ]MeatPilot@lemmy.world3 points4 months ago*A penis can become a ranged weapon. permalinksavereportparentreply[ +- ]DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social1 point4 months agoIt sure can, with the switchblade’s help. permalinksavereportparentreply