42 points

I legit forgot my roommate’s name in college while he was right in front of me.

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Forgot the name of my partner of 5 months, it’s rough…

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“…Mulva?”

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The good news is you can just call them “honey” and they’ll never know!

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2 points

Better news they were calling to break up with me, so I kind of dodged it lmao

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You don’t have a partner! Oh yeah? prove it, what’s their name!? OP: ….

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38 points

Nothing wounds me more than people saying if I cared I’d remember

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Next time someone says that, respond with “wow, so fuck anyone with brain issues that keep them from forming memories the same way you do, right? Guess grandpa Rick doesn’t care about my family since his accident, huh.”

you having a grandpa Rick, or family to speak of, is irrelevant. The point is, it forces them to confront the fact that there are many reasons someone might forget a thing. They’ll probably still be shift about it, but at least when they’ve unbunched their loads, they might think twice before immediately concluding the other person sucks for forgetting a thing.

Maybe I’m being optimistic with that, but I don’t appreciate when people try to assign my motives to me, instead of understanding my own, and get confrontational when that happens.

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3 points
Removed by mod
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1 point

What was the joke?

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31 points

I went to my boss to ask for some time off and she reminded me that I had already requested the same days off weeks ago, been approved, talked about plans, then forgotten all of it.

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30 points

All is well, it was only:

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5 points

The addition of “important” at the last frame really weakens it

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0 points

Here ya go:

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OP, who is a mod, refuses to remove actual 2.5 men content as seen above, and chooses to discriminate and mod abuse by removing my mention of it.

If you can read this, db0, you’re a joke. And not a good one.

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-3 points

It is due to breaking the only rule this community has:

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25 points

Getting home at midnight and realising I haven’t eaten and have no food in…

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21 points

Looking in the oven and seeing yesterday’s food is still in there

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5 points

I guess it’s fasting day then.

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4 points

Third day in a row, let’s freaking go. It’s for science at this point

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2 points

That’s when you eat chips. Or biscuits. Or bread sticks dipped in raw pasta sauce.

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5 points

I have none of these things.

The convenience closes at 11:59.

I guess I’ll starve until morning.

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2 points

You’re just intermittent fasting

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