Maybe?

Maybe it’s both

I don’t know but this is what I want out of life.

And here I thought it was ironic mimicry of a boomer humor “wife bad” post.

Yes

It sure looks like both

I’m down, but I swear to all the pantheons, you better be housebroken.

I am not dealing with that again.

you and your dog? idk, i dont recognize the shape

Me and who (I can be both)