To be fair it kinda looks cool. Though it does reminds me of a door knocker.

I’m going to tell myself it’s something really cool like anodized titanium and not just plastic.

For when you want to have a ponytail that you can disconnect and hook your keys onto your head.

…

I’ll allow it.

I’m pretty sure that’s someone else’s hair (the color and texture don’t quite match) but I don’t care. That’s amazing and genius.