Crucify him, then.

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Do You want an even dumber version of Christianity?

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jesus, also a billionaire, oh wait

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Jesus hated money lenders. Trump relies on them.

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That’s the one time in the new testament (that I can recall) where Jesus got pissed, started whipping people.

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Not just whipping people, he went and made a qhip for an entire day and then went back to whip them.

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Remember when Jesus was known for conning people and cheating them? It was like his main thing or whatever. She’s right. No wonder they worship Donnie.

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Remember when Jesus was known for conning people and cheating them?

Famously tricked an entire wedding party into thinking a jug of water was delicious wine. Pushed quack medicine to “resurrect” fellow con-man Lazarus of Bethany and treat mental illness by herding a pack of 30-50 wild hogs off a cliff. Trashed an entire temple to clear a bad loan to some money changers. Pretended to get crucified and then slipped off three days later, after his buddy Judas Iscariot had absconded with 30 pieces of silver.

“Don’t worry guys! I’ll be back any day now!” Hasn’t been seen in over 2000 years.

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I’m surprised she didn’t extend that to, “and both were persecuted by Jews!”

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That would be a great counterexample to the anti-zionism == anti-semitism law. Zionist and anti-semitic 🔥🤯

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“All Jews should move to Israel” is absolutely part-and-parcel with ethnic-nationalism common to both MTG and Donald Trump.

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Just like Trump, Jesus was famous for stiffing carpenters back in the day.

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Modern Day Donald Trump: Doesn’t pay contractors

Historical Sexy Gay Jesus: Stiffs other carpenters

You’re falling victim to a translation error.

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