all together now boys “where’s that?”
Fucking hell. I wasn’t born with much but I was born with the gift of humour and I’m not gonna waste this like he di.
We are going to need an elf, a wizard, 1 man child, 3 hobbits and my ax. We shall call it the fellowship of the clit!
Is it not a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt for so small a thing? So small a thing! And I have seen it only for an instant in the house of Elrond! Could I not have a sight of it again?"
Lost and gone forever