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When you give thirsty people water and they still complain… /s

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Goddamn millenials!

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Immortan Joe styles water delivery. They might as well add the “don’t get addicted to it” line as well.

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Do not, my friends, become addicted to water!! It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!!!

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Let them eat cake drink water.

Edit: Fixed typo

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them

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ing

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ded

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Give the people what they want.

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And what they want is straight talk, no jive

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Excuse me, I speak jive.

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Perhaps you can translate

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I wish the video were of that crowd bashing that person’s brains in.

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