My 2am goblin mode basically means the sandwich ain’t getting made

I’m just going to shovel some cheese in my mouth, eat a slice of bread, and drink some water.

Or better eat leftovers right out of the fridge

Edit: Cold pizza just hits different at 2am

Clearly, it’s not ADHDing right. At 3 AM you should start preheating the oven and break out a thirty step recipe to cook a five course meal.

I’m guilty of shit like this LOL!

That’s way too much mustard for that little cheese.