Are westerners being robbed of TP when we get the hollow rolls? Is communism the right path after all?

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I used to buy rolls where the center of the tube came as a little personal roll you could put in your purse. I can’t remember which brand anymore.

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H.E.B. store brand toilet paper is like that. Haven’t seen any other companies do it.

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I see at least 3 plys.

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Food so spicy, they give you a roll of bandages as toilet paper. Patch yourself up.

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MEDIC!

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Well, first aid for an arterial bleeding is to “stuff a finger in the hole and get the person to lay down on the floor”. I suppose that could still be relevant here… If you have a cock ring I guess you could apply it as a tourniquet

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ZE MEDIC IS HIYAAR!

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They have the same thing in China, it’s very confusing.

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That’s cuz you gotta bring your own TP with you instead of it being provided to you for free. No need for a TP holder tube if you’re not gonna share.

Wait, are US bathrooms communist???

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Dont let the Republicans find out! They will lobby to take free TP out of schools on account of spreading communist ideology.

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