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'mericans…

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Well it’s Milka chocolate from Switzerland, so I’m not so sure about that

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I’m from Europe, bitches! Yes, I can eat my eggs raw how about you, Americans?!

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How about that beef, tho?

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Are you drunk? Why so competitive?

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That’s not a good thing, that means I live closer to this abomination

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I was going to comment enjoy your vomit flavored eggs, but I guess not

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Well it’s Milka chocolate from Switzerland, so I’m not so sure about that

I thought milk-a chocolate was from Italy?

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I live in Italy (not Italian) and I feel personally offended by how bad that pun was.

You, sir (or lady, or whatever the fuck you are) should be in a max security pun-itentiary

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Originally a Swiss brand Suchard now owned by Mondelez, mostly produced in Germany.

You are probably thinking of Italian chocolate Brand Ferrero (Nutella, Kinder products, Rocher …)

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It’s owned by American food conglomerate Mondelez.

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Milka is produced in Germany since the 90s. And we Swiss people don’t like it.

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I suppose you have yet to see English or Germans eating… It’s… An unpleasant experience.

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As a German, I have seen Germans eating. I think.

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Germans eat???

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As a German I’m interested what you mean. Care to share an example, preferably visual?

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Could you maybe not fucking mention us in the same sentence with England when it comes to food?

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What exactly did you see?

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I mean we could actually make this a lot worse and put a Hershey bar in there, I’m sure the butyric acid will kick it up a notch… At least they’re using Milka

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I’d eat that

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Of course. Protein and chocolate, it’s got everything your body craves.

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This has to be breaking at least a few laws.

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Needs crossposted to !foodcrimes@midwest.social

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This is a 3rd degree food-crime, definitely premeditated.

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Right on it

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Is this how Cadbury creme eggs are made?

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Almost. They prepare the eggs in this fashion, then the Asian palm civet eats it and takes a dump in the classic creme egg shape you know and love.

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Unparalleled stencil work each and every dump

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Have you ever seen the sphincter muscles on a civet? Truly a work of art. There’s a whole industry of research dedicated to the little buggers anal capabilities called Musculature-Eroneous of Actual Total Span Pressure and Interspecies Nominaliused. There used to be a website dedicated to the topic, idk if it’s still up but you can give it a shot.

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