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Rest in peace, Hvaldimir, you magnificent mammal.

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Poor thing, he’s sleeping with the fishes

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thought this was another RFK jr article for a second

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Aw, man, I loved that whale! This is sadder than when Knute died!

https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-34073689

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Putin’s even throwing his spy whales out of windows?

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No dude, this time it was polonium tea.

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“Polonium sea” was right there, dude

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He’s switching it up. Now they sleep with the fishes.

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