Too bad I’m in menopause.

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You’re probably still good. They probably aren’t going to check where the bid came from, or even if it’s yours.

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It’s gamer girl bath water all over again, but the adult version.

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EYYY BOI, YOU ARE MY FAVORITE! Once I get you into this ball, we’re gonna go on an adventure!

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The gamer girl is also an adult.

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Would be so much more fucked up if that’d be child water

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Even just the phrase “child water” sounds all fucked up.

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Headlines like this really make me question how many critically online creeps who probably have never seen a singlular woman besides their mom before are out there buying this kinda stuff.

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Assuming this is between two consenting parties (I.e the person knows where their tampon is going), what makes them a creep?

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I am one of those people who thinks it’s just creepy regardless of the situation for someone to want to willingly buy used hygiene products. The people selling their used hygiene products, weird, but not creepy in my mind like the buyers.

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This really feels like an “I’m done with the Internet for the evening” kinda story.

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I mean, I get nosebleeds some times. Am I throwing away profits?

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Unless you breathe with your pussy, no

Who knows horny men, though…

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But how would they know the difference?

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Smell, color, clotting?

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I suppose of the bleed is bad enough, and clots enough, they can’t tell em apart.

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