The potential future president had also told the crowd, “You know they say you gotta vote with your stomach, I don’t know if you’ve heard it but it’s a little bit true,” before launching into some questionable food inflation numbers.
“Food has gone up at levels that nobody’s ever seen before,” he declared, following up his claim with some unsupported numbers. “We’ve never seen anything like it – 50, 60, 70 percent.”
The online response to Trump’s odd claims has been relentless, with one X/Twitter user writing, “Operation let him talk is going exceedingly well.”
Lights are on. No one’s home.
wind turbines are killing flying pigs
Will buffalo wings be next?
First they came for the bacon
And I did not speak out
Because I was not eating bacon at the time
Then they came for the buffalo wings
And I did not speak out
Because I can take them or leave them
Then they came for the cheesesteak
And there was no one left
To speak out for the cheesesteak
Aaand Denmark the country with the highest degree of wind power in the world, is also the worlds biggest exporter of bacon.
Windmills, just blowing the bacon away… It’s littering the north sea and the German countryside…
All those windmills, just sitting there, upsetting their digestion when they eat bacon. So tragic.
Vote with my stomach? Okay, it’s on the left side of my body. Guess I’m voting left.
I have never in my life heard anyone say you should vote with your stomach. Like I don’t even know where to start. What a crock of shit, it’s almost an art.
You’re supposed to eat 45 mins before you go out voting. Thats just politics
Now who can argue with that? I think we’re all indebted to Gabby Trump for clearly stating what needed to be said. I’m particulary glad that these lovely children were here today to hear that speech. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.
