The rule could be anything, as funny or as serious as you want. The universe will progress in a similar way that it has up until this point, unless your changed rule prevented it from doing so.

Some examples might be:

  • The invention of currency is not allowed.
  • Iron is slightly less stable.
  • The Ancient Greeks are able to cultivate Silphium, which does not go extinct now.
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Pi = 3.

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I’m going to keep this for when I have to explain non-Euclidean spaces during game night.

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I always use Chess boards to describe non-Euclidean spaces when I “need” to (aka when I get even a narrow chance to)

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That was great, thanks

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I think this one might end up winning.

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It would change the topographical nature of the universe. We would probably have to exist in like the 3.1415th dimension or something to make it work.

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Fuck it, I’m in. Can’t be any worse than regular 3 dimensions.

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You son of a bitch

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Instant karma. Weighted based on intent. E.g. If CEO cuts benefits to improve his stock value, then his balls explode. If a driver accidentally cuts someone off but feels bad about it, a full mosquito hits the windshield.

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Like…a mosquito that just ate a large meal? Or like “one whole ass mosquito”

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Never go full mosquito

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I assume a mosquito that just had a meal even though it wasn’t hungry and only wanted to give someone malaria.

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3 points

So an average mosquito lol

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CEO […] balls explode

Now this is the kind of justice we need

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I mean, we’ve already got Elon musk we don’t really need any more eunichs with nothing left to lose

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Everyone knowing they could live healthily vegan but don’t: <chuckle> I am in danger.

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57 points

Greed is removed from the list of possible emotions/personality traits.

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Great. Now everyone’s horny.

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You say that like it wasn’t intended.

Welcome to my world.

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That was gonna be my change

Everyone horny all the time

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So bonobos become the dominant species?

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Nobody is horny and humanity dies hornyness = greed for sex.

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3 points

I’m already in that universe; it’s pretty good

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Native Americans are immune to European diseases.

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Boom! /thread right here. This is a goooood one.

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Oh shit I really like this one.

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My question is, do we get native American diseases that Europeans are immune to?

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Cats speak french, except in any situation where they can be recorded or transcribed, or when a french speaker can hear them. They also aren’t very good at speaking french, but it’s impossible for anyone to know that.

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What if two English speakers are listening to a cat speak French, when suddenly they are joined by a third companion who speaks native French?

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The cat stops talking.

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