22 points

I think we may need to start tallying a killcount for Mr. True

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yea. he’s a menace

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17 points

Everett straight up commits voluntary manslaughter

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Who’s gonna stop him? Not me.

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6 points

Holding a guy underwater isn’t just straight up murder?

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9 points

Murder is a homicide with malice aforethought. He had no thought except a nice day swimming.

I would use a crime of passion defense.

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6 points

Not unless you can prove intent to kill.

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@LodeMike @The_Picard_Maneuver ain’t the first time, won’t be the last

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11 points

Almost looks like the prankster’s wearing a Guy Fawkes mask.

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10 points

Who is the weird calf grabber? Why is he grabbing calves?

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I like to imagine this was a very relatable experience back in 1917

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5 points

those millennial kids were always doing that

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4 points

It’s a very relatable experience if you were a kid.

Source: grew up near a swimming spot

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2 points

Yeah!

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Yeah, I can’t help but remember being pushed very hard into a pool as a prank and that feeling of panic. Or, if you have ever been swimming in a lake or pond and felt something brush your leg, there’s a primal flee/fight. Everett is a big boned dude and can’t move away quickly. He couldn’t help it that the dude slipped under his gunboats for feet.

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2 points

Whoops!

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Exactly.

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Everett True Comics

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A place to appreciate the twentieth century comic character Everett True of “The Outbursts of Everett True.” Feel free to check out the sticky.

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