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I once did a toke at a party and then I died true story(slrpnk.net)

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harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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I’m sorry you died. Seems like your recovery is going well.

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NegativeInf@lemmy.world
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Immediately thought of this.

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yokonzo@lemmy.world
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Bitch that’s barely a gram

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over_clox@lemmy.world
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That mini bag probably weighs more than the micro nugget it contains.

Yay microplastics!

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jaybone@lemmy.world
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I just smoke the microplastics and inject the weed into my nutsack.

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don@lemm.ee
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NOT TO A CHRISTIAN AGAINST the POT WHAT ARE YOU ACTUALLY INSANE

DO YOU FUCKING USE the POT?!??!

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over_clox@lemmy.world
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I piss in the pot, I smoke from a bowl…

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jaybone@lemmy.world
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Check out moneybags over here, with his pot to piss in.

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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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I thought you were supposed to shit, or get off the pot?

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riot@lemmy.world
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I personally prefer a good pan.

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BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world
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It’s probably .25g in my professional opinion

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cows_are_underrated@feddit.org
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That’s way less than .25g I would even go for .1 or .15g

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Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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No, it’s an eighth of a pound. Didn’t you see the baked in text?

Perhaps you have already succumbed to the reefer madness.

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Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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Just check for fentanyl

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over_clox@lemmy.world
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True that.

Or stick with a trusted supplier. And even then, still be cautious.

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cows_are_underrated@feddit.org
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Or grow it yourself.

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𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒆𝒍@sopuli.xyz
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Yeah better bring it to the local PD for them to test it

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phorq@lemmy.ml
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It’s in a plastic bag because microplastics are safer than letting such a large dose of the marijuana leech into your skin

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