Ah, what could have been
If we gave a bunch of kids in the past Doritos 9/11 probably wouldn’t have happened.
It could have been more offensive if you’d have said Frenchman, instead of “French man”. Do better next time.
Insufficiently bigoted against the French? Fuck, I really am a failure as an American 😔
What’s funny is today, the French fucking love coke. Lived in Paris and it was super common to see people order just a coke and sit outside, chatting/smoking with a friend. Found it kinda ironic because I had cut out sodas as they’re too sweet for my American taste haha.
Do they use the same recipe in France as they do in the states? I know they make a lot of regional variants, but not how or where they draw those lines.
They almost certainly sub regular sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup.
Corn syrup is pretty much only a thing in the US because corn is heavily subsidized for farmers in Iowa, and cheap foreign sugar is tariffed to protect sugar farmers in Louisiana.
Drop some flamin hot funyuns on north Korea and watch peasant heads explode
looks like he also tried a mento too.