12 points

The Midlands only exists if Manchester is the capital of it.

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Nice, this is insulting for everyone.

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7 points

Except Southerners who think everything beyond the Watford Gap has “here be dragons” written on it.

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2 points

Anything north of Southampton is considered north for us.

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As someone from the Midlands, I’d rather not exist than be associated with the Mancs.

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12 points

As a Manc, I’m gonna stab you.

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Hush up Midlander.

At best I’ll offer you being the southerners of the north. Better?

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27 points

London: I don’t even think about you, at all.

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15 points

That explains a lot

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4 points

You pay for them though :D

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England 🤝Rest of the world
   Hating England
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Yet another successful export of the Empire, and, like our sports, the colonies are probably better at it than us.

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Bloody English, they ruined England!

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Technically I live in the East of England which is such a complete nonentity that it doesn’t even make it into this diagram other than as part of The South.

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I used to love that every time I drove through Bedford, the sign said “welcome to Bedford midpoint of the Oxford Cambridge arc”

Such a nonentity that even the council couldn’t be fucked to say something about it.

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No foul language - i.e. French 🤮

Obviously satire, dozy wankers

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