What outside wing thing? How to dinner time? How to exit tub (sphynx)? 4am zoomies land speed record? How to second dinner time? How to outside?
Post what you think your cat’s search history would be!
Cake:
- why mom no let me lay on lap ALL time???
- how to friend tuxedo one
- why not pay all attention to Cake
- how to cuddle tuxedo one
- how more churu
MC Hammer:
- how to dinner time?
- why tiny gray one still here
- why I see bottom of food bowl???
- how get tiny gray one to go away
- how more churu
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Why isn’t the door open?
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Why isn’t the door closed?
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It dinner time where is food?
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New ways to show owner butthole
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Catnip legal?
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Do I have a catnip problem?
Shhsggsagahasjssgh
- ufo sightings
- uap sightings
- ufo uap crashes crash sites
- unexplained aerial phenomena
- global space programs
- who is Elon Musk
- name of this planet
- weather patterns
- are we in an ice age currently
- hottest locations on aerth
- hottest locations on Earth
- how to make sunlight hotter
- cat sweaters
It sounds like your cat would enjoy some sweater snuggles!!!
Go put on a warm sweater, and hug your kitty!!!
Bartholomew left, to return to his home planet, I assume. I didn’t find that search history until afterwards.
As far as I can tell Cats are an alien species that are apparently from at much hotter planet.
That tracks with: how much heat they generate, how they just zoom around the room at odd times (shedding excess body heat?), and why on warms days they still lay in direct sunlight.
I hope he’s found happiness.
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