51 points

I stubbed my toe the other day and it felt worse than getting your head chopped off

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Let me fix that…

“I stubbed my toe the other day and it LITERALLY felt worse than getting your head chopped off”

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To be fair, if a guillotine is used, the blood pressure drop is probably going to knock you out before the searing pain prior to death kicks in, so a stubbed toe could arguably feel worse

</pedantic>

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3 points

I need a red circle around the most important part of this sentence please

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39 points

Is Facebook leaking?

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2 points

This is what they call Facebook mommy chum.

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26 points

So like… Are people thinking this is serious, and not recognizing the fact that it’s pointing out ridiculous arguments that some Bad-faith argumentatives like to make?

I’ve heard plenty of people in all seriousness say women don’t understand the pain of getting hit in the balls, but like… Nobody sane and rational actually believes that.

If you really DO think women, who have ENTIRE HUMANS SHOCED OUT OF THEIR VAGINA, can’t understand pain? Yes, getting hit in the balls hurts. I’ve been hit more times than I care to remember.

If anyone really DOES think women don’t get that kind of searing pain, look up “Childbirth perineal tear” and promptly lose all confidence in your argument.

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Lol, this was one of those memes that I almost didn’t post because it’s playing off of a stereotype for men (taken to an absurd degree for humor), and I thought it might be interpreted as serious criticism.

I was banking on this audience’s love for self-deprecating jokes outweighing its discomfort with touching on gender stereotypes. 83% upvotes / 17% down is probably about right.

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11 points

Usually also the people who laughed will just upvote and move on, where the people who are offended will downvote and then post a comment

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3 points

I don’t think that getting kicked in the balls is even that painful. It’s very debilitating like getting punched in the diaphragm, but in my opinion something like dislocating your patella is higher in the pure pain level.

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I mean, I’ve had my knee crushed by a sledgehammer. My left hand has been run through with a knife. I’ve taken a bullet to the hip through a vehicle door.

Doesn’t mean I don’t still feel pain when I get a sack slap.

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10 points

You playing this game on hard?

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Just imagine pushing a baby out of your dick hole. You think a kidney stone is bad, try a whole skeleton (along with the rest of the body).

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5 points

I’ve always been told by women that their kidney stones hurt much worse than their childbirth.

Not saying that’s true for everyone though obviously

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4 points

Female hyenas know the pain of your first sentence.

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17 points

My grand mother said kidney stones are way worse than giving birth.

As a human equipped with testicules, I can confirm that (in my opinion) kidney stones are indeed way worse than getting hit in the balls.

All genders can get them. So all genders can suffer excruciating pain. If you want to test it out simply start drinking lots of tea and water containing a high quantity of minerals (that’s not the same as “mineral water”), you can thank me later after you asked someone to “please hit me in the head with a shovel so I pass out” because of the pain.

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16 points

Us vs. Them and divisive attitudes are super cool.

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3 points

That’s a Them attitude. Get 'em!

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