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Or just learn the rockstar language! You can always be a rockstar developer https://codewithrockstar.com/

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Aaah, the rockstar developer. The asshole feared by all sysadmin department. The fucker that pushes untested shit to production on Friday afternoon before disappearing off the grid. The son of a bitch that, while everyone is scrambling to restore production to be stable in between Friday and Saturday morning, is enjoying is life? The one that everyone knows would have been better if his mother swallowed that night, that on Monday morning is surprised and enraged that all his accounts are locked out?

That rockstar developer?

Sorry, got some issues with that living stain of shit.

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I’m currently in the “Elvis getting fat” phase.

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Stay away from toilets!

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That’s one of the most impractical pieces of advice I’ve ever read.

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You’ve clearly never had the transcendent experience of shitting in the woods. Or behind a dumpster at the Circle K.

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What was in that syringe and who had had it on themselves?

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What was in that syringe

dependencies

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