148 points

Seems like a sound gentleman.

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Sounds like he got off easy

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from the sound of it, he normally comes quite early in his work day

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17 points

At least he gets to finish in peace

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I mean, while the dude definitely needs to pay better attention to compartmentalizing his job and private stuff, can we not move past the tired old idea that being a sexual entity is some kind of horrible thing?

Like, it’s 2024, kinks are a well known thing, and it didn’t involve anything that would hurt someone else (no cp, no rape, just someone shoving something in one of their holes).

IDGAF what the guy’s job is, he’s a human with human flaws. He fucked up using the same computer for home and work, oh well.

Or was there something intentional about it I’m not getting from the text? If not, is it really that big a deal that the dude has unusual porn tastes?

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51 points

Yep - although he definitely should get in trouble for flirting with students.

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I mean, while the dude definitely needs to pay better attention to compartmentalizing his job and private stuff, can we not move past the tired old idea that being a sexual entity is some kind of horrible thing?

Does the text suggest that idea? The issue is that the teacher was using a school computer to store and watch porn. In a class room. The unintended video playback is just one of many potential consequences.

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5 points

and flirting with his students

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Thank you for voicing the sensible, human and empathetic argument.

I would not fire the guy from his job, however, I would give him endless shit for using a work computer to watch porn. That’s just dumb.

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2 points

Maybe that’s his other kink

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12 points

And honestly he’s probably just not paid well enough to have two computers.

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3 points

Computers are cheap. Even free if you keep an eye out. Old stuff gets thrown out all the time. Even the school probably upgrades now and then, though they might have a recycling contract.

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44 points

Moral of the story: turn auto play off

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Sounds like I’d pass out from the pain if I tried anything like this.

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I had weird friends in college, which was appropriate since I was (and still am) pretty weird myself. One such friend, who was heavily into body piercing & body modification (talked regularly about wanting to split his tongue) took it upon himself to warp my fragile little mind by showing me unsolicited pictures of sounding. When I recoiled in horror and shut my eyes, he then proceeded to tell me of cock & ball torture enthusiasts who supposedly stick a sounding rod in their urethra and then hit their dicks with a hammer. He was a little too excited when describing this to me, which makes me wonder if he ever tried it himself.

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11 points

I knew some folks that were into “suspension” (hanging yourself from hooks through your skin) when they were young.

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11 points

THROUGH the skin? i thought that was a torture method but like everyone’s into something

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10 points

Yup, it is crazy.

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I mean, you don’t go straight for stuff like that, you start with very thin bendy silicone sounds and SLOWLY move up from there. You also always use tons of sterile lube and boil your sounds (IMPORTANT NOTE: LET THEM COOL) to sterilize them before using them. Done right it’s not painful, uncomfortable at worst. Can definitely be worth it, stimulating your prostate from inside of it is crazy, I’ve cum a couple times in a chastity cage by sounding myself.

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10 points

Those important notes feel like a personal experience lol

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4 points

Thankfully I have not tried something that was just in boiling water in my urethra but I have been surprised by how slowly silicone can cool down

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3 points

I’m not one to kink shame, you do you, but I am incredibly grateful that I’m fine with just regular old jerking off

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3 points

Ay, nothing wrong with that

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Silicone can be grippy and irritating on the urethra, and the flexibility reduces the pleasure anyways. Just get a full set of rods and start with 4 to 5 mm, any adult cock should be able to take that. And yes, go slow of course! I’ve never gotten a prostate orgasm from it, but having my glans stretched out with a thick rod makes it 100 times more sensitive; very mind-blowing orgasms!

Also you dont need sterile sugical lube, its thick and dries out fast. I recommend LubeLife brand lube. DO NOT USE SILICONE BASED LUBES they do not feel good inside the pp.

Also, im not necessarily recommending this, but im super lazy with cleaning them (just wipe with a paper towel when done) and I’ve never had a uti or other problem in 20 years of sounding.

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One such friend took it upon himself to warp my fragile little mind by showing me unsolicited pictures of sounding.

What is “sounding”? Do I want to know?

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8 points

It’s where you stick things in your penis.

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4 points

specifically through the pee hole

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2 points

Sounding is often associated with CBT/BDSM/pain play, but it doesnt have to be. I’m not into any of that, I sound because it feels good. It doesn’t have to hurt at all if you’re gentle with yourself and don’t force it.

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Idk i think the story is goofy of course but everyone has there kinks and most people just choose to ignore that fact. And then when they find out they act shocked

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