Them: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: Mmm num ba de
Dum bum ba be
Doo buh dum ba beh beh
I genuinely am pretty stable under pressure. What happens, though, is that work will just keep piling on the pressure until you hit your breaking point.
I can work under pressure. Just not mental pressure.
Pressure from heavy blankets is fine though.
Oh yeah I can work under pressure
Wait, you don’t mean with the song playing in the background?
I can work under pressure; just with the same efficency of a model T running on frying oil.