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They act like most of us even have time to make breakfast like we’re living in some 90’s sitcom

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It’s people like you that make me look like an asshole. Every morning I wake up at 3am to squeeze orange juice, make sausage gravy, biscuits, waffles, 5 omelettes, 40 pancakes, 6lbs of bacon, hash browns, buttered toast, and right after my son comes down the stairs, puts his ball cap on, grabs a single piece of bacon, heads out the door in a rush, I chase him down with a PB&J he inevitably always forgets. But it’s not like I want to waste 40lbe of food per day. Some days I just want my son to sit down and eat the 40lbs of food I prepared. He may think I’m overbearing but I’m really overcaring.

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What intro was that from? I can’t figure it out :-(

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It’s from… β€œNondescript White-Ethnocentric Nostalgia Family with Canned Laughter” Good show

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Does Texas not refrigerate their eggs?

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Americans refrigerate eggs?

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Non-Americans don’t refrigerate eggs?

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We do in Denmark, but from what I understand, it’s not strictly necessary.

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I already skip breakfast, gonna need additional money saving tips…

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No worries, I’ve got you. Skip lunch to save additional money.

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already did. now what

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You may not believe it but you can skip dinner too

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Pro-tip: You can save money on living expenses if you just live in a cardboard box by the roadside and die.

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Please not by the roadside, noone wants to see your progress to absolute freedom.

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I already don’t eat breakfast and I’m still poor, what now WSJ???

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Spare lunch?

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Have you tried photosynthesis?

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