Strong Bad said it best: “It’s like, even when we win, he wins.”

Ew, at least shave it first.

No one in Hollywood or on YouTube recalls this. Everytime i see someone on fire I shout “STOP DROP AND ROLL” at the TV, but they just stand there and flail like morons.

Just had to spend over $10k on a new air conditioner in the 90F degree heat.

They were baked. They have a sprinkle of smoked paprika on top. I try to do humaning well by filling up my plate with veggies, but I’d be lying if I said they were anywhere near as good as the sandwich.

50F is the perfect temperature.

It helped when I saw the descriptions beneath the tree

Do you have Ehlers-Danlos syndrome?

Do you have Ehlers-Danlos syndrome?

Yes but you have to use twice as much.