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What part of do you not get???

I use Lemmy

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This comment is so good I just saved it.

Next years canvas centrepiece damn it!

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My notes during work meetings.

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I once asked an exterminator I hired at a job site what a particular bug was called, as I only knew them as ‘blood suckers’ growing up. He then huckled at me and said ‘‘I call em dead after I get through with em’’ and I realized Dale Gribble was a cartoon character who wasn’t based on a true story.

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just a simple reminder of the prey he was hunting. Gotta keep yourself on task

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I like to think of it as a police sketch. what did he look like, ma’am?

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“Made a sketch to help identify the perp”

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A modern day Ahab.

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Rats have a lifespan of 2 years, how do you hold a grudge against something that is less durable than a tube of ketchup?

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Carefully. Rats are vicious.

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Can confirm. This heartless killer stole my tiny pancake.

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Thank god they don’t live as long as fruitcake.

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