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Trump Hoping To Disrupt DNC News Cycle By Eating Live Rat On Television(theonion.com)

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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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God dammit, I REALLY need to remember to unsubscribe from this until after the election.

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hate2bme@lemmy.world
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Of all the headlines you believed this one?

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Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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Honestly, this is somewhat tame compared to most things this idiot does.

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DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world
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I mean, he already picked a live rat for his running mate…

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MindTraveller@lemmy.ca
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Why are you calling JD Vance an intelligent and cute pet?

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expatriado@lemmy.world
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rats run fast, trump only eats fast food, it checks out

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Lemminary@lemmy.world
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It boggles the mind how an alleged billionaire can be so cheap.

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DominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.works
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Check out Michael Jordan’s tipping philosophy

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Lemminary@lemmy.world
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Eww, gross. Another cheap bastard.

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Spitzspot@lemmings.world
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The reverse would also work.

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thenextguy@lemmy.world
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Eating television on live rat?

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asexualchangeling@lemmy.ml
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If a rat ate him on live TV I’d not only watch it, I’d celebrate

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watson387@sopuli.xyz
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I can’t stop laughing at the photo

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