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I heard if you bring your dick out he leaves you alone.

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That’s got a Frank Herbert’s “The White Plague” vibe. A solution for half the population, but what about the other half?

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but what about the other half?

let thanos have it

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Whip your girl dick out; it ain’t that hard.

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8 points

But it can be owo

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7 points

The spirit will accept “Tits out for Harambee” if a dick is unavailable.

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You say that like my dick has been put away since Harambee passed.

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And you’ve had zero visits from angry Harambee ghost. Keep up the good work.

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And now he’s pissed that they called it monkeypox and not gorillapox.

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Fuck it, a pox on both your categories

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Hey, you better take this meme and throw it in the fucking trash. Harambe was a gentle and kind soul. Gorilla was his final incarnation and his soul now rests in nirvana.

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I can’t wait to be 75 years old and hear about Harambe and just instinctively yell ‘DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE’

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“DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE!”

Grandchild: “there goes his Alzheimer’s again”

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3 points

Haha imagine the narwhal is still beacon in 50 years 😂😂😂😎

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21 points

Harambe was not a monkey though

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Oh no, you don’t think that’s going to make him more vengeful, do you?

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3 points

Apes are territorially vigilant and can defend it,but they do not seek out conflict unbidden

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I’m so glad my language doesn’t distinguish between apes and monkeys.

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Reminds me of when I got into an argument with my English teacher in highschool. On a test we had to translate some words from Dutch to English, and she marked me down because I translated “aap” as “ape” intead of “monkey”. I had to remind her that the movie “Planet of the Apes” exists.

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Dag Noorderbuur!

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It’s also convenient it shares that one cognate phrase with english

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