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Step 3: Prepare a bowl of jelly.

Step 3: Prepare a bowl of sourcream.

Step 2: Prepare a bowl of peanut butter. Touch the bowl gently.

No step: Fingers melt painlessly into caramel. Hold them in your hand.

Step 4: Flatten the peanut butter.

Step 6: Unflatten the peanut butter.

Step 1: Take the peanut butter out of the bowl and put it back in.

Step S: Move peanut butter to a small lasagna baking dish. Flatten and divide into 3 parts.

Step 4: Observe the jelly.

Step 8: Prepare a small bowl of caramel sauce.

Step 3: Stir the caramel once with a finger.

Step 1: Observe the jelly.

Step 8: The spoonful of cum is not needed. Gently remove it from the baking area.

Step 4: Check the jelly is still there.

Step 3: Carefully slice the bread, but you will still cut your finger. The future has already happened. You can not change it.

Step 6: Put sourcream on top of the peanut butter and flatten it.

Step 3: Pour the bowl of sourcream and peanut butter into a bowl of sugar.

Ingest excitedly.

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How to make a PBJ sandwiche, step 8 will shock you!

“Step 8: The spoonful of cum is not needed. Gently remove it from the baking area.”

I’m dying, good work!

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you are WRONG! THIS is step 8:

Step 8: Prepare a small bowl of caramel sauce.

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This has me crying lol

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15 points

How frustrated did you get with Markdown trying to “fix” your numbering while writing that?

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Markdown’s “smart” numbering is the worst.

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I really appreciate how much effort you put into this

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What was step 3 again?

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I am sorry, but these instructions have no step 3. The steps in these instructions are: 3, 3, 2, error, 4, 6, 1, S, 4, 8, 3, 1, 8, 4, 3, 6 and 3.

Did you mean Step 3?

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Lmao, amazing

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This was epic. Thank you fine .worder!

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6 points

This looks like a initially simple state machine written in assembler (or a similar language where you have to use jumps for program flow) that has been modified heavily by 15 devs in 25 years in production, while they all shat their pants

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; the spoonful of cum is not needed. TODO: Gently remove it from the cooking area.

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You forgot that in step 2 you’re supposed to touch the bowl with your toes and/or “good hand.”

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Oh man you’ve got me cracking up here. That spoon full of cum hahaha. People a bit further are looking very strange at me now

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I followed the steps but my jelly managed to get away before Step 3 and ate half my family. I’ll try again, but I’m running low on cousins. 5/5 stars.

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step 3 is such an eye-opener!

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Tbh Step 3 was as far as I got. How do you get to step 3 from step 3?

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I dont nnow halve my face whenwent limp anddd went itself

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22 points

Looks like I’m out of a job.

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I got a similar result with ChatGPT; however, it has no issues with written instructions. Interestingly, when I asked it to convert the written instructions into an image, it still gave a result similar to OP’s.

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It seems there’s a fundamental incapacity for the model to produce an ordered series of images inside one image. What if you ask to describe each step with a separate image?

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