Step 3: Prepare a bowl of jelly.
Step 3: Prepare a bowl of sourcream.
Step 2: Prepare a bowl of peanut butter. Touch the bowl gently.
No step: Fingers melt painlessly into caramel. Hold them in your hand.
Step 4: Flatten the peanut butter.
Step 6: Unflatten the peanut butter.
Step 1: Take the peanut butter out of the bowl and put it back in.
Step S: Move peanut butter to a small lasagna baking dish. Flatten and divide into 3 parts.
Step 4: Observe the jelly.
Step 8: Prepare a small bowl of caramel sauce.
Step 3: Stir the caramel once with a finger.
Step 1: Observe the jelly.
Step 8: The spoonful of cum is not needed. Gently remove it from the baking area.
Step 4: Check the jelly is still there.
Step 3: Carefully slice the bread, but you will still cut your finger. The future has already happened. You can not change it.
Step 6: Put sourcream on top of the peanut butter and flatten it.
Step 3: Pour the bowl of sourcream and peanut butter into a bowl of sugar.
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I am sorry, but these instructions have no step 3. The steps in these instructions are: 3, 3, 2, error, 4, 6, 1, S, 4, 8, 3, 1, 8, 4, 3, 6 and 3.
Did you mean Step 3?
How frustrated did you get with Markdown trying to “fix” your numbering while writing that?
This looks like a initially simple state machine written in assembler (or a similar language where you have to use jumps for program flow) that has been modified heavily by 15 devs in 25 years in production, while they all shat their pants
