not for men
Don’t you tell me what I can and can not stick up my funhole. I thought this was America.
That said, while the natural resting place for Donald Trump’s head is inside an asshole – his own – I’ll pass, I’ve got better toys already.
Not for men? If they could figure out how to sell them discretely at his rallies they would be the largest market!
Come on, this isn’t real. Sound out that name ‘Mike Oxmall’. Even Moe Sizlak might not fall for this one.
Looks like this has been floating around for a few years too
Not for men? I’m gonna buy one and shove it right up my ass. Try to stop me.
Throw some trump dildos at the police. They’ll stop what they’re doing and fight each other over them, giving their victims time to escape.
Absolutely not weird
