12 points

Is this about my husband? 😉

permalink
report
reply
5 points

If your husband has a cheesy crust, wash under his foreskin

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

you might find a bean or two in there. add them to the jar

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

Possibly. Is your husband an ass man?

permalink
report
parent
reply
7 points

And wash the tablet down with water. You don’t need chewy ones.

permalink
report
reply
12 points
*
Deleted by creator
permalink
report
reply
43 points

Fuck that.

  • You’re a grown ass adult, eat whatever you want

If you don’t like the taste of crust and have enough money that you don’t need to make use of every piece of food, then don’t eat the crust.

If you don’t like the taste of crust but think it has some benefit, then eat the crust.

If you don’t like the taste of crust but are broke and want to eat the crust to feel full so you can spend more money on other stuff, then eat the crust.

If you like the taste of crust but want to save the crusts to make an art piece out of them, then don’t eat the crust.

YOU’RE AN ADULT, YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, DON’T LET SOCIETY PRESSURE YOU TO DO OTHERWISE

permalink
report
reply
89 points

This person doesn’t eat the crust

permalink
report
parent
reply
25 points

I fully agree with them and i eat the crust

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

I fully agree with them and I don’t eat pizza.

permalink
report
parent
reply
11 points

Top-notch detective work

permalink
report
parent
reply
6 points

I really appreciate the menu of options available

permalink
report
parent
reply
53 points

Counterpoint: Society should be pressuring people not to increase food waste just because they can afford throw stuff away for no reason.

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

People throwing away crust isn’t even a grain of sand in the ocean of food waste. But as stated in my original comment, you can choose to eat the crust if that feels important to you. And even though you would be wrong for pressuring other people to eat crusts, the other person should do whatever the fuck they want despite your pressuring

permalink
report
parent
reply
11 points

This opinion is a similar vein as “there’s no point recycling plastic because most plastic waste is caused by industry”. We are all grains of sand on this earth. And in turn we are all full of microplastics.

permalink
report
parent
reply
-1 points

guess you never learned to finish your plate.

there’s kids starving in Africa for fucks sake

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points
Deleted by creator
permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points

But that’s exactly what i said - do whatever the fuck you want! If you want to eat the crust so you don’t create as much food waste, then eat the crust! You’re an adult, you can do whatever you want!

permalink
report
parent
reply
-2 points

If you eat food just because you “Don’t want to waste it”, you become the wastebin.

I’ll mail the leftover crusts to “children in Africa”, maybe that will solve the world hunger.

permalink
report
parent
reply
0 points

Or, you know, someone in need nearby. There are homeless people eating out of garbage and families using food banks everywhere. But then you’d also look like an asshole for just giving them a bunch of crusts instead of a whole slice.

How about just not buying more food than you can eat? Or save a couple of slices for the next day? Or give someone else a slice before you fill up on the inner circle of your plate of food?

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

Proper bread is a very very basic acquired taste. It’s something you should’ve acquired in your teens latest. If you don’t like crust, it’s because you mother was helicopter parenting and cutting off crust from your sandwiches.

I swear that the best burger in town, the best sandwich in town, the best pizza in town and the best breakfast bread are all because of the crust.

Not even attempting to eat it is a lack of experience. Or a lack of good bakeries or burger, pizzaand sandwich stores.

I’m telling you that you’re missing out here. It’s not a fucking choice. You don’t know what you’re missing until you’ve had a proper crust. Cutting it off is like, yeah sure there are bad crust and all, but you’re only eating the less important part of the meal to begin with. How can you even judge the food without the crust?

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point
*
Deleted by creator
permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

I think they’ve got a point. You like bread like a good sourdough or baguette? Or you like American sandwich bread full of sugar. It is a world of difference and they’ve got a point. Lack of experience is nicer than saying you have bad taste. Maybe you’ve just had bad pizza? Maybe you’re fucking 16? Hard to tell on the Internet

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point
Deleted by creator
permalink
report
parent
reply
2 points
Deleted by creator
permalink
report
reply

Lemmy Shitpost

!lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

Create post

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful

Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.


2. No Illegal Content

Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)


3. No Spam

Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.


4. No Porn/Explicit

Content


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.


5. No Enciting Harassment,

Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

Community stats

  • 14K

    Monthly active users

  • 5.1K

    Posts

  • 49K

    Comments