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How the fuck do you manage to score 2% on a test?!

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There was a guy I knew in gradeschool whose name was Richard. Bullies would call him “Bitch Turd”. Gotta admit that’s pretty creative

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Way back when my dad was in his 20s he worked in a sawmill for a time. One of the dudes had no teeth, do everyone called him ‘fang’

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2% milk is just water that is lying about being milk.

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Isn’t 2% milk a milk with 2% fat content?

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It’s a paraphrased quote from a TV show

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And “whole milk” has about 3%. In either case, the fat is removed, then added back in.

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Yup.

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