47 points
2% milk is just water that is lying about being milk.
31 points
13 points
7 points
1 point
24 points
Way back when my dad was in his 20s he worked in a sawmill for a time. One of the dudes had no teeth, do everyone called him ‘fang’
4 points
There was a guy I knew in gradeschool whose name was Richard. Bullies would call him “Bitch Turd”. Gotta admit that’s pretty creative
How the fuck do you manage to score 2% on a test?!