Oh no! Such horrors!

152 points

Don’t threaten me with a good time

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I know, right?!

Unfortunately, Trump is lying as usual:

Harris, who has had shifting stances on health care in the past, confirmed in late July through her campaign that she no longer supports a single-payer health care system.

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This was one of my big complaints with Biden and now Harris. I’ll still vote for them, but I have to stay at a shitty job that I fucking hate so that I can afford my mental health subscription.

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2 points

They charge a subscription fee for mental health?

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9 points

Sooooo…universal health care?

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18 points

Nope, she’s back on the ACA train 😮‍💨

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7 points

It’s telling that there’s a chance for big healthcare to come over to her side. It’s the worst kind of good news, since they need to die, and must be aware that any kind of functioning democracy will eventually kill their business model.

But apparently their other current option doesn’t stay bought…?

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130 points

I wish Democrats were as cool as Republicans make them out to be.

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20 points

Absolutely!

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20 points

Be the radical leftist they’re afraid you are

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3 points

The old Simpsons is pure gold

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116 points

Perfect example of how the conservative goal is not to “make things better for most people” but to “make things worse for specific groups”

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Yup! Wilhoit’s Law is alive and well in the fascist Republican party!

"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition. There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”

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“You’re all going to be thrown into a communist system … You’re going to be thrown into a system where everybody gets health care.”

I thought that it wasn’t possible to be that stupid and that you just took his words out of context, but… once again he proved me that he could sound more stupid every time he opens his mouth

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words out of context

lol when your “context” is “the only truth that exists is whatever i just sharted out of my mouth,” then does anyone else’s perception of context even matter?

someone tried to argue that everyone was taking the “you won’t have to vote anymore” statement a couple weeks ago out of context. then some GOP muppet tried to say he was joking. after years of GOP bleating about “i love trump because he speaks his mind!”

for someone who speaks his mind and tells it like it is, trump sure does need a lot of explanation olympics-tier mental acrobatics to get to what he really meant when he said ___________ (literally anything)

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someone tried to argue that everyone was taking the “you won’t have to vote anymore” statement a couple weeks ago out of context. then some GOP muppet tried to say he was joking. after years of GOP bleating about “i love trump because he speaks his mind!”

That and Trump saying he would be a dictator on day one.

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73 points

So all former presidents are now campaigning for Harris?

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Looks like it 😄

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