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Anon goes to the gym(sh.itjust.works)

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ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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Undercover agent tries to get channers to exercise and socialize.

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henfredemars@infosec.pub
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Fighting the good fight.

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cheddar@programming.dev
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> qt girl is working out next to me

You lost me there. GTK is superior.

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lessthanluigi@lemmy.world
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> GTK girl is working out next to me

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cheddar@programming.dev
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Now you have my attention.

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Jumuta@sh.itjust.works
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but client side rendering :(

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slaacaa@lemmy.world
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Anons reading this:

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ladicius@lemmy.world
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Last time I was at the gym I got COVID, and it was really bad as the virus got deep into my lungs due to deep breathing while working out.

And no girls there either, just bros pumping iron. Would not recommend.

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cordlesslamp@lemmy.today
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Aww man, I JUST got my gym membership and planned to start this weekend. Now I’m afraid and don’t want to go anymore.

I got triple covid vax tho, should I be ok?

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XIIIesq@lemmy.world
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You’ll be fine. Don’t let fear rule your life.

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cordlesslamp@lemmy.today
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Isn’t fear a big part of human survivor instincts?

Fear is literally the thing that keeps me away from trying drugs, stopped smoking, and stopped drinking in my early 20s LOL.

I love my fears. I’m a cowardly bastard who can never be peer pressured into doing any dangerous or stupid shits.

But I’ll still go to the gym. However, I’m gonna be that weirdo who wears a mask with a bottle of Purell in the corner. :)

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porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml
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The health benefits of exercise likely outweigh the negative effects of COVID for most people, especially vaccinated

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ladicius@lemmy.world
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I was vaccinated four times (in Germany) but I also had some light issues with respiratory diseases all my life and I’m in my 50s which also elevates the risks of infections.

Decide for yourself. Gym definitely is a good place to get healthier. Most of the times.

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Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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When if I go to the gym it’s a combination of terminator wannabes or people who are just hanging around sitting on the equipment but not actually using it because they are conducting a 45-minute conversation.

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IDew@lemm.ee
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Fake and gay

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cheddar@programming.dev
25 points

Fake: anon went outside and spoke to a woman

Gay: anon had sex, obviously not with a woman

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Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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Fake: anon met a woman

Gay : anon went to the gym

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