No, coding language aren’t included. Sign languages are. Cash is tax free

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Ooh, that’s tough. It feels like a moral crime to not become the worlds best polyglot, so probably that, but man am I tired of crushing poverty.

New coding languages aren’t hard to pick up once you know your first one, anyway. The main exception being that functional and imperative code have to be learned kind of separately.

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This is me effectively saying that I would pay 3 million dollars to have Duo from Duolingo leave me alone. Languages, lol.

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Every language at a native level? Because if I’m going to sound like an immigrant either way I would like to at least be loaded.

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Accent and all. Even the body language

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Spicy! So you’re asking me if I’d rather be literally the most interesting man in the world or like the 900,000th richest.

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Hey your entire family would be comfortable for life with 3m.

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im leaning towards like elephants, honeybadgers, or some of the absolute creep shows at the deepest parts of the ocean

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Every language. Then I’d start a YouTube channel where I go talk to small business owners in big cities in their native dialects and blow their minds like Xioma.

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