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WYR: Get 3m dollars or speak every language.

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No, coding language aren’t included. Sign languages are. Cash is tax free

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👍Maximum Derek👍@discuss.tchncs.de
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$3 million in an risk managed investment fund would make more in investment income than I make for work. So I’d retire, go feral, and forget that there are languages.

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NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world
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Money speaks whatever language you want

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friend_of_satan@lemmy.world
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SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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Those languages just need more money

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Lemmeenym@lemm.ee
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What about dead languages, would I be able to decipher the Voynich manuscript? Are created languages like Klingon included?

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPM
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No dead languages, yes fictional languages

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Lemmeenym@lemm.ee
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I’d take the languages. Being able to translate from rare languages would make you very valuable to the UN or the state department.

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SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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Three million so I can put a down payment on a house and buy some groceries.

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Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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Woah there buddy. It’s only $3M. You have to pick one of those.

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key@lemmy.keychat.org
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Speak every language. The historical and linguistic value would vastly outweigh a measly 3mil.

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