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This so stupid and unexpectedly hilarious.

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Took me a min

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KenM??

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Wife makes coffee by crushing beans with a rolling pin

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Well at least she ain’t shoving them up your ass.

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…Wait…

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Pegged it you have done.

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I get why Epstein was killed but why would anyone want McAfee dead?

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He had a wild life, so who really knows. But there is a huge conspiracy theory around his death. QAnon is even involved. I don’t personally give it any legitimacy, but it is a deep interesting rabbit hole. I can’t find a source that I’m willing to actually link.

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The issue is he posted a tweet about how the CIA was after him and then died very shortly after. He was such a wildcard that my personal conspiracy theory is that he made that announcement and faked his death just to stir shit up.

Also here’s how to remove McAfee from your computer, by the man himself. https://youtu.be/bKgf5PaBzyg

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They wouldn’t. If anything his regular references to how he wouldn’t kill himself by hanging is evidence of suicidal ideation.

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Well obviously their computer still had viruses after buying the software

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Be careful asking questions like that!!11

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Bitter cetacean ex

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What makes you think that Epstein was killed?

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What makes you think he wasn’t? His death was suspicious regardless.

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He had dirt on a lot of powerful people, and the circumstances around his death were extremely suspicious.

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Took me a while to get the joke since I didn’t read the username.

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It took me until I read your post and went back up and read it again.

I’m not smart.

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Still better than that Swarovsky Antivitus

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