Common misconception. We cruelly hunt the majestic dorit, only to harvest the toes and discard the rest.
I just figured there’d be an adult dor and we’re eating the little kids spawned from the dor’s succulent ranch and BBQ flavored nipples.
They live in doritimo bay
It suddenly occurred to me how difficult it would be to make a Dorito from scratch.
Youd need to grow corn, and several kinds of chilies and spices. You’d need a source of milk and rennet, you’d need a source of quicklime to treat the corn so you could make tortillas. And a lot of oil to fry it all in
While I laughed and did like this, I can also see this be a Facebook minions mom meme