Common misconception. We cruelly hunt the majestic dorit, only to harvest the toes and discard the rest.

It suddenly occurred to me how difficult it would be to make a Dorito from scratch.

Youd need to grow corn, and several kinds of chilies and spices. You’d need a source of milk and rennet, you’d need a source of quicklime to treat the corn so you could make tortillas. And a lot of oil to fry it all in

I just figured there’d be an adult dor and we’re eating the little kids spawned from the dor’s succulent ranch and BBQ flavored nipples.

While I laughed and did like this, I can also see this be a Facebook minions mom meme

If you can’t figure it out, you can always eat the dorito-eaters.