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Job interviews be like(suppo.fi)

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henfredemars@infosec.pub
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Interviews are a weird lying contest where neither of you can be truly honest about the business or your career goals.

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fckreddit@lemmy.ml
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What is a polite way to say “f**k off”?

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AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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This interview is over. Your company failed the basic expectations I have of compensation for work.

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YeetPics@mander.xyz
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Lol you’re interviewing at a Wendy’s.

“Options” aren’t exactly something you have a lot of.

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lightnsfw@reddthat.com
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Only every other entry level service industry job. It’s not like there’s a ton of those around…

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Olhonestjim@lemmy.world
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LoL you think this only applies to Wendy’s.

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AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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I was giving an example of a polite way to say “fuck off.”

If I was interviewing with Wendy’s I would be interviewing for VP of logistics, but my skills are better suited for property management, TBH. If I wanted to work for someone else.

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dactylotheca@suppo.fiOP
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“I would like to express my sincere appreciation for your invaluable input, and kindly invite you to redirect your suggestions to a more interested recipient.”

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/home/pineapplelover@lemm.ee
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Under heavy consideration, I have decided to decline your offer and ask that you please fuck off.

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I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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“Dearest [gentleman/madame], I sincerely wish that thy behind be filled with a solid apparatus in an uncomfortable manner.”

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Olhonestjim@lemmy.world
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I just applied at a cabinet shop. They sent me a personality quiz.

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boatsnhos931@lemmy.world
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How much money you got boy? If you pay the right price, your employee will be nice.

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Trollception@sh.itjust.works
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I wouldn’t make that assumption…

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boatsnhos931@lemmy.world
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I would if it was me mista. Ain’t no rest for the wicked. It was a play on some lyrics. https://youtu.be/HKtsdZs9LJo?feature=shared

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