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Rope Duct tape Zip ties

Keep it simple.

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Going to hoist yourself up and finally sort out that leaky drainpipe I see

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I’ve got this. Showing up with just these items in your basket at Walmart would be certain to raise questions:

  • One script for a pilot of a series about the adventures of Thom Bombadil
  • One 1/2 scale, fully functional zamboni emblazoned with the San Jose Sharks team logo
  • One 1.75l bottle of Kirkland Signature French Vodka
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The vodka would probably get you thrown out

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  1. Frozen pizza
  2. Baking sheets
  3. Sliced pineapple
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We’re trying to freak them out, not get a fist bump

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I think pineapple on pizza is maybe even more divisive than cilantro/coriander. I’m pro both

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Whiskey, hammer, baby rattle.

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You’re going to surprise some friends’ newborn with a custom baby rattle made from an empty whiskey bottle and the handle of a hammer. Very chique

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