My latest personal project would look like this:

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I would add spaghetti in the middle

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same here

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A crunchy burger

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You will eat the bugs

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my god its even buggier than randtitle.js

no seriously why doesnt it work

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Sliders. I like OOP and neat little micro services.

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Haha! Complete opposite.

Giant monorepo that’s delicately balanced and one wrong move can cause the whole thing to flip over.

(Not arguing over what is better. That’s just my life in the past few years, and It’s a stupid argument)

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Please edit your image so some of those sliders contain a tenth of an ounce of meat and some of the other ones have a full beef wellington half wedged into a bun.

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Ooh, I like this one.

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I’ll take your entire stock

(sliders 🤤)

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I try, but I mostly cry

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Too real.

We had a consultation last year to better structure our code base to look more like the first picture. Then it slowly evolved back into the second picture.

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It’s lean!

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sorry about the amazing image quality I made this in less than a minute (I didn’t even export the image from the editor just screenshotted it lol)

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I made this in less than a minute

Enterprise level doneness

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did you at least screenshot it to the clipboard?

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