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Every time I see these ultramassive black holes all I see is the megastructure uber planet you can build around them, or if organic life has gone out of fashion at that point, the megastructure uber computer.

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Hard to find enough material to encircle that one.

Maybe that’s why those “dark matter only” galaxies exist.

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It would take multiple galaxies of matter to pull the material together, but if you’re planning on building a megastructure of this scale that’s probably not any trouble for you

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Sounds like some shit the Culture does

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Or the Bobs

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Great reference. The Bobs haven’t really achieved anything on this scale yet, though. The closest is the Skippies’ Matryoshka Brain, but IIRC they’re using a system of satellites around a brown dwarf star, which would be somewhat comparable in size to Jupiter. The Others’ Dyson Sphere project is closer, but I don’t think we really got a sense for how far along they were, and it looks like their home star is only a bit larger than Sol.

Sorry if that came across as nitpicky, I was just excited to see a Bobiverse reference in the wild.

Edit: Got the Others’ star mixed up in my head, it looks like it’s either a red dwarf or completely fictional.

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Pondering orbs again, are we?

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What tf do you mean again?? Explain yourself heretic!

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Good effort. I feel the dream, and it’s so much more. Life ain’t good, it’s a FUCKING lot, and there’s some good. Don’t search, just feel yo. FEEEEeeeEeEl.

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I had a stroke trying to understand this

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O <— Sun Earth —> .

O <— Stephen Sun —> .

O <— Tom Stephen —> .

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O <---- OP’s mom Tom ----> .

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I’m stroking right now too

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Earth small. Sun bigly. Other sun biglier. Black hole bigliest.

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You have a way with words.

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Big things big. Bigger things VERY big.

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The problem is the layout.

It needs horizontal dividing lines to show that the bodies are presented in pairs at the same scale.

When you first look at it, it seems like all six are in one picture at the same scale, then you start noticing things appearing twice, and think “hang on that’s not right” and work it out, but just two lines would have solved it immediately.

Design, people! Design!

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No that was instantly clear to me after I read the repeating names

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You are, of course, quite correct. And for me today, it was the meme I needed. Dealing with the US medical system, requires perspective.

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yep. space facts can be quite arousing, indeed.

better than having a stroke to nude pics.

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Bigger thing even bigger than very big thing

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I read it as “stepson” and thought it was a low res picture of pizza. I guess I am a bit sleep deprived.

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