Not if I swallow my French fries whole. 😤

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My dog who is very cheerfully bad decided to dig our potatoes we were growing out of the ground and eat them raw. He was very pleased with himself. I have no idea how he figured out how to do that.

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Sniffed 'em

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Your dog sounds lovely. I can only aspire to such antics.

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He’s the yelling one: https://i.imgur.com/Xh01sK9.mp4

Sadly he’s pretty old now and dealing with some health issues but still pretty chipper.

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Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.

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I kept saying that all pasta is the same, they kept calling me insane.

Vindication!

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Mashing is mechanical digestion.

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So is chewing.

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Erm, actually 🤓 potatoes that are fried will have a different texture even in the stomach.

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