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Looking for suggestions of how to make this bathroom seem bigger and more inviting(i.imgur.com)

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FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz
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mirrors.

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667@lemmy.radio
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Smaller toilet. This thing dominates the room width. Terrible design choice of the original owners.

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Cyborganism@lemmy.ca
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Oooh! Put a Turkish toilet! You know like the Japanese toilets in the floor.

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Ephera@lemmy.ml
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Yeah, bright walls are already the way to go for making a room seem larger. Only mirrors can beat that…

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Ziglin@lemmy.world
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How about emissive walls? (Ideally bright enough to blind you)

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lemming@sh.itjust.works
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Yes. Behind the toilet.

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secretsoundwave@lemmy.ml
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Whoever did the plumbing and water connections for that deserves a damn medal.

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pelya@lemmy.world
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They probably moved the wall after the toilet was already installed. That half-obscured window covered with plywood above the toilet is telling enough.

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MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca
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Holy shit

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AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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Enbiggening mirrors!

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theneverfox@pawb.social
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Squeezing down a crevice to poop

Stride down a hallway like Dio, alongside my infinite alternate selves, synchronizing perfectly as we sit upon the porcelain throne

Bonus points if it’s plain black tile to the right or left (don’t need mirrors for that part), but a mirror prism on the back wall that’ll make it feel like the mirror dimension. It’d kaleidoscope little warped fragments of you as you walk through if you do it just right

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VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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📃✍️ I’ve been in this bathroom 11 years and 37 days now… still haven’t found the toilet. I’ve given up hope. Tomorrow I’ll head towards the exit and just use the gas station down the street…
p.s. - ohh no!

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kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksM
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Rotate the tiles 90° so the stripes run the other direction. And put a big mirror on the wall. Voilà! You’re ready for Instagram!

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cabron_offsets@lemmy.world
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Dynamite

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Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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Carpet.

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NoiseColor@startrek.website
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Carpet would really tie the room together.

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Blackout@kbin.run
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Make the entire floor the toilet. Just stick a grate on top of it and you can just walk in and shit anywhere like billionaires.

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rockkicker@kbin.run
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to really go the whole hog keep a shelf with a hard copy of the united states code so that you can wipe your ass with some laws

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