mirrors.
Smaller toilet. This thing dominates the room width. Terrible design choice of the original owners.
Whoever did the plumbing and water connections for that deserves a damn medal.
Yeah, bright walls are already the way to go for making a room seem larger. Only mirrors can beat that…
Squeezing down a crevice to poop
Stride down a hallway like Dio, alongside my infinite alternate selves, synchronizing perfectly as we sit upon the porcelain throne
Bonus points if it’s plain black tile to the right or left (don’t need mirrors for that part), but a mirror prism on the back wall that’ll make it feel like the mirror dimension. It’d kaleidoscope little warped fragments of you as you walk through if you do it just right
like this:
Make the entire floor the toilet. Just stick a grate on top of it and you can just walk in and shit anywhere like billionaires.
Add one of those Live Laugh Love signs.
Some neon in “2001 space odyssey” style.